You hear the doorbell ring and go to answer. As you open the door there is tall casually dressed man with glasses and dark skin standing in front of you. He holds what looks to be a cake in his hands with a giant red candle in the middle of it. “Were you expecting Spartans shattering your windows? How about a Megatron tearing off the roof of your home? Maybe a chainsaw maniac kicking down your door or The Rock laying the smack down on your candy ass? I’m just teasing, I thought I’d keep my ‘Thank you fav’ normal this time and thank you personally myself” He hands you a cake and the icing on top reads ‘Thank you deviant comrade for stopping by Mobis-New-Nest’ “It’s a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake I hope you enjoy it, here let me light the candle” He takes a lighter out of his pocket and lights the big red candle which starts to sparkle beautifully “Well I’ve gotta run see you around flat foot” Mobis leaves but for some strange reason he snickers as he runs off. Taking a closer look at the big red candle you see TNT initials written side ways “MOTHERFU…” but before you could finish your potty mouth outburst, the cake in your hands explodes with cream and ice cream all of over you, the ceiling, ground and walls. You shiver and wipe your eyes of the whip cream and lick you your lips. The tasty sensation of the Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake causes you lick your fingers and hands “God that’s so good, so delicious but dame look at this mess, ohhhh mmmhhh can’t stop licking myself, get revenge on Mobis but first finish licking, mmmmhhh so good, gonna kill’em, mmmhhhm so creamy, so fattening, Mobis you a dead man when I finish, mmhhh so nutty”

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I'm fearless. Now hear this. I'm ear less. And I'm peer-less.
That means I'm eyeless. Which means I'm tearless. Which means my iris resides where my ears is. Which means I'm blinded. But I'mma find it I can feel it's nearness.

Thank you for the fav!

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CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*THUMP*

thanks for the fave ^_^

Thank you for watching me!

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He crept up and touched the face of the boy.
"Didst thou dream that I should be faithless and forsake thee? I—a dog?" said that mute caress.
^{~Ouida, A Dog of Flanders}

While finishing off the laundry one evening you hear the door bell ring. You quickly run up stairs to answer it. As you open the door, it suddenly gets pushed with enough force to knock you down but you’re suddenly grabbed by two giant green hands. The grip on your body is so tight that you find it hard to breath. As you look forward you see a face with eye brows creasing, veins popping on up on a forehead, teeth clenched and bare. The expression on the face shows unconditional anger that chills you to the bone but the one thing that stands out above all was the green skin. You finally recognize the face as The Incredible Hulk . “You fav Mobis gallery?” asks The Hulk in a serious tone. You nod then suddenly The Hulks facial expression relaxes into smile, his cheeks blushing red and his eye brows high as if your answer gave him a moment of bliss. He puts you down and lightly pats you on the head. “Hulk sorry for squeezing puny human like you but thanks you for faving Mobis-New-Nest gallery” he says to you with smile. You stretch and crack your back while replying “You welcome but what if I said ‘no’ about the faving a piece in his gallery?” The Hulks face then turns serious and he replies “THEN HULK WOULD SMASH AND CRUSH YOU PUNY HUMAN!” he then clams himself, smiles widely; his cheeks blushing while his eyes are closed and squinted; then turns and disappears with a single bound. You sigh with relief at the idea of surviving a close encounter with The Incredible Hulk and wonder if you’ll ever dare favor another piece by Mobis-New-Nest.

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I'm fearless. Now hear this. I'm ear less. And I'm peer-less.
That means I'm eyeless. Which means I'm tearless. Which means my iris resides where my ears is. Which means I'm blinded. But I'mma find it I can feel it's nearness.

While dusting the shelf one Saturday afternoon, you are interrupted by a knock at the door. Answering it, you find a person dressed in a spandex red and blue outfit with webbing designs from head to toe. Though this person wasn’t standing at all, in fact this person was hanging upside down from what looked like a wool rope or possibly imitation spider webbing. “Sorry to bug yah but your friendly neighborhood Spiderman has message to pass along…” before Spiderman could finish he was interrupted by someone who slid down beside him and was also hanging like he was though this one was a girl, dressed in a pink and magenta dress while hanging upside down from what looked like her own blond hair “I thought you said we were playing hide and seek? Why did you run off” said the blond girl to Spiderman “Uh Rapunzel, A and B conversation, C you later” said Spiderman. Rapunzel looks at you “OH HEY!” she says excitedly. She takes her one hand and gives you your first upside down hand shake which to you was quite acquired. As Spiderman tried to cut in on the conversation Rapunzel started with you, he had no success and for the next 8 hours you stand their trying not to be rude and listening to what Rapunzel was saying but you have no energy anymore to stand up so you keel over and fall back, knocking yourself out. “There are you happy now Rapunzel? You’ve probably talked this poor shmuck to death and I wall I wanted to do was thank them for faving a piece at Mobis-New-Nest” said Spiderman. “I’m sorry, I just like to talk…” said Rapunzel as she began to whimper and cry upside down. “Alright, alright I’m sorry just can the water works will yah” said Spiderman. Rapunzel stopped and her mood turned cheerful as she hugged Spiderman. “So where to now?” asked Rapunzel. “Well now I have to thank this person named Lady Gaga” said Spiderman “Alrigthly then, off we go” said Rapunzel “Hey stop following me” said Spiderman “Why” asked Rapunzel “Because I said so” “Why?” “Please Rapunzel just shoot my ears off now” “Why?” “GAHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!”

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I'm fearless. Now hear this. I'm ear less. And I'm peer-less.
That means I'm eyeless. Which means I'm tearless. Which means my iris resides where my ears is. Which means I'm blinded. But I'mma find it I can feel it's nearness.

thxs for the

Thank you for the fav.

Thanks a lot for the fav!!!

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If it rusts, it can never be trusted.
If its owner fails to control it, it will cut him.
Yes, pride is
like a blade.
[BLEACH]

While finishing off the laundry one evening you hear the door bell ring. You quickly run up stairs to answer it. As you open the door, it suddenly gets pushed with enough force to knock you down but you’re suddenly grabbed by two giant green hands. The grip on your body is so tight that you find it hard to breath. As you look forward you see a face with eye brows creasing, veins popping on up on a forehead, teeth clenched and bare. The expression on the face shows unconditional anger that chills you to the bone but the one thing that stands out above all was the green skin. You finally recognize the face as The Incredible Hulk . “You fav Mobis gallery?” asks The Hulk in a serious tone. You nod then suddenly The Hulks facial expression relaxes into smile, his cheeks blushing red and his eye brows high as if your answer gave him a moment of bliss. He puts you down and lightly pats you on the head. “Hulk sorry for squeezing puny human like you but thanks you for faving Mobis-New-Nest gallery” he says to you with smile. You stretch and crack your back while replying “You welcome but what if I said ‘no’ about the faving a piece in his gallery?” The Hulks face then turns serious and he replies “THEN HULK WOULD SMASH AND CRUSH YOU PUNY HUMAN!” he then clams himself, smiles widely; his cheeks blushing while his eyes are closed and squinted; then turns and disappears with a single bound. You sigh with relief at the idea of surviving a close encounter with The Incredible Hulk and wonder if you’ll ever dare favor another piece by Mobis-New-Nest.

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I'm fearless. Now hear this. I'm ear less. And I'm peer-less.
That means I'm eyeless. Which means I'm tearless. Which means my iris resides where my ears is. Which means I'm blinded. But I'mma find it I can feel it's nearness.